Samstag, 29. November 2008

Man Machine




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Donnerstag, 27. November 2008

christmas is coming soon


today it was christmas-time here at home.
we decorated our advent wreath and baked some cookies.
we made two types of them. one tastes really good but looks like shit, the other one looks really good but tastes like sausages. it´s amazing!!

Mittwoch, 26. November 2008

Kids, winter's here!

And that means you're listening to all those records again you coulnd't listen to when it was summertime back then. Cause you know, you don't wanna listen to all this depressiv kinda stuff when the sun's shining on you cute little asses, right? Right. For example, I can't stand the sound of Joy Division or Tiger Lou when it's summer. I just can't, it never fits in my mood. So tonight while studying and hanging on the telefon for quite a long time I had Waxwing on all the time. Classic, dramatic, emotional stuff... always on repeat, and always humming along. "Nobody can take what everbody owns"... yessss. That'smy shit right here.

Besides, my birthday is coming up in 7 days. If you're still not sure what you should get me, try getting me this:


Dienstag, 25. November 2008

a female urologist on viceland.com

do you know the vice magazine? thier homepage is named viceland. there you can find articles that aren´t in the printed mag and many more stuff.
today i read an interview with a female urologist. she reports about her job, the tiniest penis and the biggest penis, the worst diseases and the best situations she had at work and so on.
check that out, i know you want it...!!!

viceland.com/germany you will find here.

Montag, 24. November 2008

Q-Tip

Getting Up aka song of the day

Are you scared?

Seriously I don't know what it is with me and horror-movies. I seem to be addicted to them since I was a child (I even remember wachting the fog with my Dad when I was 5 years old).
So OK you might wonder what is so strange about loving horror-movies, and there really isn't anything strange about it, except the fact that I'm the most whiney person while watching. I get scared, I make the weirdest noises ever, hide behind blankets, pillows, persons sitting next to me... blablabla. So if anybody would do something like this to me, I'd kill that person.



Good night, I'm wathcing Masters Of Horror right now.. alone..

wasted german youth


after an alkohol-(ful)filled weekend i always remember weird things i have seen or listened to some time ago.
so this morning i remembered "wasted german youth".
i love their shirts and stuff. and i really like to buy one BUT how fucking expensive can a simple t-shirt be?
if you like to check them out, please do so. and by the way...christmas is coming soon...

Freitag, 21. November 2008

pat-a-guitar-cake


today i made another one. for the same guy. but he isn´t my flat-mate anymore. this year i made a double-neck...he is older, you know, so he needs some reserves.
the party is tomorrow. so if someone here sees the cake and is invited too...psssssst. :)


i like baking...
last year i bake a guitar-cake for my flat-mate´s birthday.

I like food, food is good.

Guys, if you wanna win my heart, you gotta battle me in eating this.


I just can't get enough of this.

gym-NASTY-cs

OK, working out in the morning is something I lately have a need for every day. If there just weren't some disgusting, stupid, annyoing things I have to deal with at the gym. The kind of things that sometimes really make me wonder "why am I still going here?"

1. This pretty old guy who's going to gym exactly at the same time I'm going there. And then does nothing but starring at me, no matter what he's doing, if he just walks by me, works out far in the back of the hall, works out next to me: he just keeps STARRING. Creepy.

2. Girls, I don't know if you haven't noticed it yet: your local McFit Gym is not Venice Beach. So there's no need for dressing up as if you're going out to the clubs.

3. And what's up with that stupid gym-TV-channel? Are they really showing illegal ghostrider/streetfighter races there? As if the gym wasn't full of testosterone allready. Plus: It's OK to show some beach-clips once in a while, but I really don't wanna see some girl's asses in it aaaaall the time.

4. And guys, I have my headphones on cause I don't wanna talk to anyone at all. Not even to the coaches. I don't wanna talk about the music I'm listening to and not about tattoos. Just not interested.

5. Seriously I love Skateboard/BMX clips, but not the ones where I can tell that some dude just broke his leg/arm/whatever. I kinda lose my balance when I see people fall. I almost fell off the fucking crosstrainer the other day.


I'm done.

Mittwoch, 19. November 2008

ROCKSTAR makes you fly high...


probably you already know this little piece: the "rockstar" energy-drink.
i tried three varieties, the normal "black" one, apple and mango-orange-passionfruit. and i can say it kicked me. no wonder when you consider the size of the can.
and i´m really dithering about a career as a rockstar-model...after a liposuction, after blowing-up my tits and my whole self, and after a brain-removal. i just have to check, if i have to dye my hair blonde.
maybe you can help me...click here.

i´m also looking forward to have a meet and greet with all the rockstar-music-bands, like rise against, disturbed, walls of jericho, bullet for my valentine, slipknot and many more.

but my favorite is AIRBOURNE. check them out here. good sons of metal...yeah!

Seriously

To me it's still one of the best movies EVER. I remember sitting in the theatre and crying cause I was scared to death. The last scene is prolly the best.. Blair Witch Project, here we go:

Just in case

the police finds you on the street, late at night, totally drunk and they wanna know who you are.. just answer like Charles Manson would do it.

Montag, 17. November 2008

Guess who's back

Again Hamburg was amazing. Saw my godchildren, stayed with the best girl in the world for a couple of days, went shopping (hello urban outfitters, you might wanna lower your prices in the future, cause I know you want me to wear your stuff. I mean prices were OK in the states, but here?! Wake up, we don't have the Dollar, we pay with fucking Euros!).
Plus I've been to this incredible restaurant called Juwelier. Go there if you're hanging out at the Schanze, cause you don't wanna miss THIS taste.

So here we go: the reasons why Hamburg is on my Top-5-list of the "Cities I wanna move to in the future":




Juwelier Hamburg, Weidenallee, 27



I don't remember the shop's name, but you can find it pretty close to the Kiez. Go in there and drink some coffee or Yogi tea or just buy one of their crazy-coloured shirts.






Altona, Hafenklang/Ex-Karstadt

Donnerstag, 13. November 2008

the ipod-situation

last week i found an ipod nano at university. maybe it just felt out of the pocket of someone and there it was...the little sweet...laying on the stairs...there it was at my feet.
i saved him from the dreadful floor and took it home. save in my pocket.
i thought "hell yeah...this was christmas for this year. a bit early...but thanks a lot".
at home i studied the contents of my new little friend. and was shocked!! it was a mixture of pur, böhse onkelz, fettes brot and 3 doors down and some radio plays.
THIS IPOD FLED!! it must have been a nightmare for him. and now he found a person who holds him in high regard.
but after a while the guilty conscience came over...in the shape of the voice of my mother and some female friends (no boys of course).
i posted some notifications at university. and voilá...a guy called me. FUUUUCK!!!!
he studied law...and had a bad taste of music.
he was very glad having his ipod back but said to me:
"oh, i was pleased to see your notifications. otherwise i just would have bought a new one tomorrow"
what an asshole!!! and then he gave me 25 euros reward.
but the best thing was that i got an sms from him hours later. he wanted to drink some coffee with me.
this was more than a good bed-time-story. but help yourself to the moral.

Mittwoch, 12. November 2008

How you know you're a kid of the 80's

You just can't get enough of









alright kids, I'm on my way to Hamburg tomtorrow..
See ya

memories inspired by mr. miyagi

one thing on my never-ending christmas-wish-list is the "captain future"-soundtrack-LP.
seen under 3w.ebay.de for just 130 euro....(no comment!!)
on my way through 3-w-world i found some interessting things linked to that theme:







Hell no!


I just read it on perez hilton's sweet blog that there's going to be a Karate Kid remake?!
Why would you want to do that? Just because the kids of the late 90's don't remember the version of the 80's? I'm pretty sure Mr. Miagi wouldn't be cool with that.

Vegan Masters Of The Kitchen

So since I'm back to the vegan lifestyle I'm pretty much obsessed with food. Everybody who's vegan knows what I mean I guess. Going to the grocery-store feels like shopping for clothes. Whatever.. So today it is a day for broccholi and Tofu again I guess.
If you don't know what to have for lunch or dinner then here's what you might wanna have.

What you need: Tofu, pasta or rice, peanutbutter, broccoli, soy-cream, soy-sauce, chilli, spices, onions.

To make sure your fried tofu has the perfect taste: cut it into pieces add soy-sauce, chilli and other spices like maggie or salt.







Hamm,hamm, hamm

That's my girl right here!

To some it might be old news, but Leslie is the shit!
She makes me wanna wear golden spantex pants.



Dienstag, 11. November 2008

Chi-Town, bitchessss.

God, I miss this city so much.
I miss the people, I miss the lake, I miss the food.. I kinda miss everything about it. But maybe the worst thing is: I won't be able to watch another Bulls game that soon. Damn!


video

Oh and yeah, talking about the Chicago Bulls.. this is maybe the man of my dreams.. besides Caleb Followill.

stick on it...communication



when you´re going through the city-streets are you paying attention to these wonderful self-made-stickers on traffic lights, traffic signs or other signs? On walls, handrails or stairs?
don´t say that there are non in your streets, you just haven´t seen them yet.
some friends of mine are streetartists or some-to-be and design wonderful stickers with cats, rabbits oder monkeys on it (i just realized the only-animal-thing...why that??). it´s nice to find them all over the city on my ways to university, clubs or the station.

when you´re on your ways through your city the next days, pay attention to it.
maybe you´ll find stickers you like, recognize some communication behind it.
maybe you start to sticker yourself...think about it...

Happy New Year!! Yes...FOR GOD´S SAKE!!

i hate it. i hate it so much. but every year the same fucking shit!
"What are we going to do on New Year´s Eve?"

the first problem is, that everybody thinks that this party has to be special, that everyone has to be special, that the dress has to be special, the place-to-be has to be special, everyone´s mood has to be special...special GOOD, GREAT...whatever.

but why? these great expectations always lead into great disappointment.
you are always drunk, always in the fucking same clubs as every other fucking weekend.
but oh...on New Year´s Eve there IS something special: every fucking person, who stays in the whole year, thinks that NOW is the time for party. so the clubs are filled...with simply everybody.
just like everybody thinks it is a good idea to go to church at christmas. bullshit.

the second problem gets obvoius after a glance at the calendar.
it´s NOVEMBER guys!!!!!!!!
ok, you can buy christmas-chocolate-stuff since october...
but FUCK man: it´s NOVEMBER.
and this New Year´s Eve-Party-Thing is a big fuck-up.

I'm officially a hippie now

Don't ask me how this happened, it just did.



Plus there's this song stuck in my head



alright.. I'm off to the train-station cause I just went out of LSD. Bye.

Montag, 10. November 2008

Monkey Fixtapes!

For the ones who don't know it (and there are prolly some of you) there's a mixtape project i have going on here with a friend of mine. The Bielefeld HipHop scene might know him as DJ Fellbaum. So we record mixtapes every once in a while, give them to friends or hide some tapes at random parties. I just decided to upload them here in case you don't even have a tapedeck or walkman anymore (shame on you!).
so he gets one side, I get the other.. that's pretty much it. Enjoy and let us know how you like it!

90 Minuten Hardcore- echte Gefühle!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XLJJ67GV

A-Side

1. Intro
2. David Bowie-Dj
3. Frank Zappa-Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
4. Gravy Train!!!- You MAde Me Gay
5. Zauberstab Interlude
6. Eazy-E-I'mma Break It Down
7. LL Cool J-Mama Said Knock You Out
8. Mundtransfer Skit
9. Juelz Santana-Oh Yes
10. ODB and Macy Grey- Don't Go Breaking My Heart
11. Huey Lewis And The News-The Power Of Love
12. RJD2-Through The Walls
13. Robert Palmer-Johnny And Mary
14. Clipse-Trill
15. Ghostface Killah-Good
16. Jupp-Skit
17. Zox-I'm Only Waiting
18. The Jesus and Mary Chain-Just Like Honey
19. Outro

B-Side
1. Intro
2. X44 Wormdirection-Too Bad
3. Interlude
4. Outerspace & Vinnie Paz-Brute Force
5. Bloodline-Cruxifiction
6. X44 Wormdirection-I Am Evil
7. Marsimoto-Randale Und Liebe
8. Fingerhood-Fuchsteufelswild
9. Reaching Quit-I Beer
10. Taktlo$$-Eine Fabel
11. Hope-The Rain Don't Last
12. Lady Sovereign- Cha Ching RMX
13. Weird Al Yankovic-Eat It
14. X44 Wormdirection-Yellow Brown Underwear
15. Clever Chris-World's Upside Down

Sonntag, 9. November 2008

I know it's a little early...

but if you wanna know what you should get me for christmas:









Thanks!

don´t ask for passion




the result of the week...just wearing, no removing. :)

Agynesssssss





It's kinda unfair she can wear anything she wants and always looks adorable..

yummy...pornography from next door



few years ago i sat in a doctors waiting room reading some german women´s magazines.
i found an article about two female students from cologne who started a porno-mag for girls.
they were dissatisfied with the actual range of porno-mags which adress female "readers".
so they invested some money, worked out a concept and asked boys from the neighbourhood if they were interested in being in their mag.
special about these mag is that the boys are real, so no make-up, no digital adaption, no casting etc.
the first issue called "lecker" (engl. 'delicious' or 'yummy'), released august 2005. it was sold out within a few weeks with kindly support from thier parents and friends.
shortly after the release of that issue they got some trouble with a cooking-magazine with the same title. so for the second issue they changed the name to "glück" (engl. 'fortune' or 'happiness'), released february 2006.
i bought that issue for supporting this great project and of course out of curiosity.
the mag contained interviews for examlpe with charlotte roche (oh wonder) and diverse articles about sexual themes and one about one of my favourite bands the test icicles.
the boys in that issue were...mmmhh...ahhh....ähhhh....yeah...like the boys from next door. just normal, with normal bodies...hairy...we all had great fun with that mag...especially with that wonderful detachable poster in the middle.
they had also an homepage, but with only some information about mailorder and stuff.
the third issue then was named "jungsheft" (engl. 'boys-issue') chosen by the buyers that time.

some days ago i visited the homepage again...and surprise...they expanded the (w)hole thing and they made a good job of it.
now there is in addition to the mag for girls the "giddyheft" for boys and a wonderful hompage with all you can think of.

so please check that out...i know you want to...click here.

Freitag, 7. November 2008

Are you kidding me?

So Tokio Hotel won the Headliner Award at the EMAs? What is wrong with people these days?

And still.. this girl-boy-whatever needs a haircut.

put an amp in the camp



have you seen that?
in several cities in the u.s.a. girls can meet in so called "rock-camps".
in these camps they learn how to play guitar, bass or drums.
but not only they learn how to play like a rock-star, they also learn how to pose like one on stage.
formed in bands the girls, between 8 and 16 years old, have to wirte and perform one own rock-song.
it is soooo cute! they are so ambitious.

check out the results and infos here.

as you can see in the clips, they use these wonderful "Daisy Rock Guitars" especially designed for female rock-stars or rock-stars-to-be.

my favorite one is:

for checking out the other musical miracles click here.


waiting for it in germany...nrw...bielefeld...uhgs...

OK, I admit...

I'm somehow into guys with beards lately, so it's no surprise that I'm totally in love with the singer in Kings Of Leon. And yes, it's that kind of love you girls felt for Mark Owen back in the 90's. Please, don't judge. And boys: please start having beards. Thanks

super-hero-machine this morning


my plan for this morning was simple. i wanted to do some reading stuff in preparation for a short university-visit.
while checking my emails i threw a glance over to the glitterkidz-blog and found that super-hero-creation-page.
the result is
"Mary the Machine"
and no reading of course.

Donnerstag, 6. November 2008

me vs. technical devices

so my life right now is pretty slow.. it's all about studying and work right now, which means there's nothing really what could somehow piss me off. besides technical devices that just won't work the way i want them to. i already gave up on cubase and getting into that stuff, i gave up on my computer which is a piece of shit these days and is only working real slooooow. but: if my mp3 player breaks down, things get a little different. maybe i should just get back to basics and use a walkman again, which is still way cooler than this thing called ipod. so set your tapedecks on fire and send me tapes, cause i'll definitely listen to them. and i mean real tapes

Yesssss

Who you gonna read?